The Mc'Ds Drive-Thru experience

Creepy worker man: "Lemme ask you a question..."

Me:  "Yeah?"

CMW: "Eh, Are those real?"

Me:  Looking super confused and shocked..."umm.  WHAT? You mean my eyelashes?"

CMW: "Yes, they are real nice, and long."

Me:  "No, they're extensions...Not many men notice that I have fake eyelashes, but thanks."

CMW:  "It's because I like you" (Creepy smile)

Me: fake laugh... heh yeah, see ya later(never!).

A- Don't ask a girl if "they" are REAL, with out specifying what you mean first.  GROSS! 

B- and what if I did have fake tata's... and then he asked that, I would have not thought he meant my eyelashes and he would have gotten a real nasty look, and a coke back in his face.  ha! 

If he would have just said, "Hey, are your eyelashes real?" This convo would not have felt creepy(until he threw out the "it's b/c I like you", nor would I have thought he was a creeper, just a nice guy. 

Whoops!